Slightly mean, slightly funny things said to me on Friday by various persons.

* You need a name brand bag. (ignoring my name brand bag)
* Do you even know what this case is about?
* Do not mock the plaintiff.
* You actually spelled our name right. Why?
* I did not know they had law firms there.
* I am interviewing at [insert awesome law firm]. Did you get an interview [at awesome law firm]?
* You need to focus on job-searching and stop squandering opportunities.
* Lot of walking today, what are you, the coffee girl?
* Lunch was over an hour long. We're never going to do that again.