Questions

• Why would you use the sound of a baby crying as your ringtone?
  
• How does my delivery man know that I'm a third year student?
  
• Why do I get Kings hockey on tv, but not Ducks?
• What's with the shorts/flipflops/unshaved uncombed hair look these days?
• Why did my brother give me a $50 coldstone gift card?
• Why is there no market to trade this card?
  
• Why did I use the card to buy an ice cream cake?
  
• Am I going to eat the whole thing?